About Top Banana
What is it?
Top Banana is a local trades directory with one rule: one business per trade, per location.
No rankings. No ads. No fifteen plumbers to pick from. Just one trusted local pro — or an open slot waiting to be claimed.
For Customers
Search by trade and location. If someone’s listed, they’re the one we’d recommend for that area. If the slot’s empty, you can register interest and we’ll let you know when someone great signs up.
For Businesses
One slot per trade per location. If it’s available, it could be yours. £40/month — cancel anytime. No clutter, no competition, just your business front and centre in your area.
Find your location and trade and register your interest directly on that page.
Who we are
Top Banana is built and run by Neep, a small web studio based in East Lothian, Scotland.
Got a question? Drop us a line: hello@topbanana.org